Run Date: 3rd October 2016
Run No #1876
Hare: McFanny
Venue: 13 Grasstrail Street
Hashers: 27
A destroyed bunch of Hashers, partly resulting from the Inaugural Combined Central Queensland Hash weekend at St. Lawrence on the prior weekend, as well as drinking through a long weekend, found their way through the darkness of the north side, and through the bleak and rainy evening that was Monday night, to the Mc Fanny place of residence, which was to be the venue of this nights hash extravaganza.
Pristine was a word that came to mind as I looked around the back yard, to find a spot to park the chairs for the relaxing part of the evening later on.
The usual gaggle of desperados assembled in the back yard, where the Hare, McFanny advised us that she had set the run two times already, and it had been washed away both times, and hence, was not interested in guiding the pack around the run. To beef up her decision, she advised the pack that she had to prepare Hash Nosh, and that was more important.
Enter Smegma……..After running the CCQH weekend to perfection, Smeg, still on an adrenalin rush, stepped forward and advised that he would direct the gaggle of desperados through the run, so off the pack set.
The crippled and destroyed, as well as the lazy bastards, remained behind and discussed the goings’ on at St. Lawrence, until the pack arrived back at McFannies pristine back yard, where they were greeted with dips and crackers. As WHP and his assistants unloaded the refreshments and delivered same to the back yard, I had a crack at the dips. Weeellll, the Salmon and lime dip got my vote, and I just could not stop going back for more.
Pensioner started the circle with a couple of short sharp funnies, then got down to the usual chores. Hares were given a drink, as well as others for all sorts of misdemeanors.
McFanny emerged from the kitchen with a Scottish feast, and the food was devoured with gusto. Then desert followed, and all was well.
Other important issues’ were discussed until bellies were full of food and drink, then everyone wandered off home. Thanks McFanny for another bright moment on the dark side. Bless you all.
Monsignor Blurr.
