Run Date: 24th October 2016
Run No #1880
Hare: WHP & Breaststroke
Venue: 16 Lochmaben Crt Beaconsfield
Hashers: 28
Well the usual bunch of hashing reprobates gathered at WHP and Breaststroke’s pink piggy. Off the gang burst into a slow trot around the streets of Andergrove with many moans and groans when we hit the hill, a few had to be given oxygen when they reached base camp. Thank goodness we didn’t go any higher as altitude sickness would have kicked in. The runners took off god knows where but they weren’t at the piss stop when the walkers showed up at Radish and Paw Paws. After a tropical fruit extravaganza cocktail the crowd moved onward home.
Returning hashers were greeted with lovely dips and nibblies, yum! The usual crap was talked pre-circle. Then suddenly the circle was formed with many freezing hashers. Down downs were issued with more tropical fruit piss, Mango vigilant on health and safety warning the Monk not to choke anyone on tropical fruit. What a way to go👍🏻. Speaking of choking episodes Lassie was given a down down for heroically saving Quickie’s life as she choked on a chip on Sunday after the away run. Hot Lips was welcomed back as a returning runner. Hash AGPU is next week and calls for nominations for the new committee were announced. Circle closed and the hash song was sung with gusto.
Honorary Hash Flash, Prick then entertained us with many photos. Pin up girl Shizza appearing in a high percentage of photos, anything you care to share????
Food was served in abundance lots of sausages, bacon and a lovely tomato sauce. Dessert was a yummy tropical fruit, cream and meringue number.
The crowd then thinned out as bollocks and lady bits were starting to fall off with the cold. Next week should be warmer as it’s in a bowls club.
On on
McFanny
