Run #: 1895
Run Date: 06/02/17
Venue: 10 Barons Drive, Andergrove
Hare: Knot Head
Hashers: 21
Hi Hashers
Following is an unbiased, truthful and factual account of the activities which occurred at 10 The Barons Dr
last Monday night. ????????? Really ?
After the staggered entrance of 21 hashers, the run got under way at the remarkable time 6.12 pm. We set
off down The Barons Dr to a check, left into Investigator St, left into Norfolk Dr to a halt at a false trail.
It was all very confusing but I have figured it out, knowing Knot Head he had probably ran out of beer, so he quickly
scribbled a “on back” scrambled through the hidden lane, back home. picked up more beer, ambled down to the
check, forgot the first trail and started a new one going the opposite direction down Investigator St. We continued
down the St until he got sick of that and did a ninety degree turn into Ananda Dr and into Fatnowna St. At the roundabout on Tropical Av Screw sent me on a wild goose chase down a drain then snuck off with the what was left of the pack in the other direction.
Now all alone and confused, I did what any self respecting Hash man would do, I sniffed the air to ascertained the direction of the On On, said “fuck it”, and took off at a much faster pace back to the Eskey’s . If want to know about the rest of the run ask someone else.
After the usual bullshit, lies and beers, some arse hole stuffed it up and called the circle.
Then some pretty terrible jokes, and Knot head didn’t even open his mouth, the usual round of down downs
Knot head Hare
Radish & Zoro Something about absent GM’s
Boom &Bust Returning runner
Pensioner Still Living or something
Lassie WHY NOT
WHP Not writing Hash Trash
There was something about the Red Dress Run but the date didn’t match so more about that later, any thing else I can’t remember because I was talking by then. Another bloody awful rendition of the hash song and circle was closed.
Bloody great, “food” Some pretty flash gourmet sausages, fried onions, cheese, lots of sauces with fresh buns and garlic bread.
A good night, good food, cold beer, a shit run :- Perfect
On on
Nicha Licka
Next week run 60 Wattle Street, Andergrove
