Run Date: 31st December 2018
Run No #1999
Hare: McFanny
Venue: 17 Grasstrail Street Andergove
Hashers: 9

Well, the end of 2018 has rolled around, and we found New Year’s Eve fell on a Monday, aka Hash Night. A good many of our hash team were off doing New year’s stuff in far flung places, so it was left to the remaining bunch of 9 to wander over to McFanny’s wee hoose for a touch of Scottish Hogmanay. But first, we needed to follow the trail, which was rather difficult, as there
wasn’t one. Instead, we followed a live hare, aka McFanny, as she led us through the wilds of Andergrove. Luckily, we were protected on the trail by 3 very vicious guard-dogs, McTavish, Little Ted and Penny, who wouldn’t have a bite between them.

On we went, until after a short time we miraculously found ourselves back at the beer. McF disappeared into the kitchen and rustled up some nibblies, which we ravenously fell upon. It was around about then that we discovered Stand-In Hash Piss Teflon had done such a good job the
piss was frozen! Fortunately there were a couple of other eskies with
drinkable beer.

The Monkee
called the circle to order, and The Monk immediately decreed this to be a
sit-down circle, so sit we did. The hare received a down down of champers for
setting such an arduous trail.
The Monkee Mango received a down-down for attempting to
 become a Channel 7 media star.
A lame joke was told, the song was unsung, and the circle
closed in record time, allowing us to settle into some
New Year’s cheer.

McF produced
some snags n steak which she passed over to Corgi, then pointed out her new BBQ
to Daffodil, then pissed off back inside leaving Daf n Corgi to cook the
dinner.

Some spud wedges and sweet corn, and we was set for a feast. A little later McFanny produced a log made of cream, ice cream, chocolate and other stuff….. you could actually see waistlines grow with each chomp. We then settled into more beer n wine n stuff to await the New Year. Yep, we actually stayed up until midnight!
Well, with the exception of JCF, who had 2 other piss-ups
to attend, and Corgi and Daff, who couldn’t quite make it past 11.00, and had to slip home. Hmmmm. Maybe they had another plan to welcome the New year.
Anyway, the rest of us stayed telling many stories of days gone by, until suddenly fireworks exploded throughout Andergrove and bugger me, it was 2019. So, it was a small turn-out, but we had a damn fine time, talk about eat drink and be merry!

Thanks to
McFanny for your fine hospitality, and never-ending yarns, including some very
disturbing reflections on the abundance of dick-pics making their appearance on
her phone!

As we
prepared to leave in the early hours, McFanny was busily singing into her wine
glass.

Next week we
celebrate 2000 runs! That’s roundabout 38 years of Hashing. And some of the
originals still run, er, walk. Tounger, Daffodil, Corgi, Blurry, Flaps, any
I’ve missed?

Anyway, see
you at Mango & Pensioners joint.

OnOn,
Pensioner.

Run Date: 24th December 2018
Run No #1998
Hare: Teflon & McFanny
Venue: 37 Mango Ave Eimeo
Hashers: 13

T’was the night before Christmas with piss all about A dozen cheery Hashers went out and about Following the North Star with anticipation of finding a Great Northern beer, the Hashers raided the esky and up went the cheer!

Fortified by piss and Christmas fun, we followed the reindeers, McTavish, Little Ted, Penny, Donny, Rosie, Corgi and Lassie towards the setting sun.

Around the lands we searched high and low to find the baby Jesus, but miserably failed in our quest,  unable to find 3 wise men and a virgin we returned to Teflon’s nest!

Following a lengthy and highly entertaining circle we retired for dinner awaiting a Christmas miracle.

A great feast of lovely legs, cake and cream was greedily ate.

A Gentleman Caller and his Harem of Harriets sat in wait.

In awe of the charisma he exudes, the Hares muttering, “how does he do it, he truly is great!!”

Many hash jokes and stories were told, carrying the Hash tradition of talking up bullshit sevenfold!

The esky was empty and all full of cheer, all pissed off home the esky devoid of beer.

Ready to do it all again next week on the last day of the year!

Merry Christmas

On on

McFanny

  

  

Run Date: 17th December 2018
Run No #1997
Hares: Wheelie Bin, Fill de Jaw & Hot Salami
Venue: 32 Spinnaker Way, Royal Sands Bucasia
Hashers: 20

No Run Report for this week 

Run Date: 10th December 2018
Run No #1996
Hare: Streaker
Venue: Unit 5/3 Hunter Street West Mackay
Hashers: 22

No Run Report for this week 

    

 

Run Date: 8th December 2018
Run No #1995
Hare: Trail Mistress McFanny
Venue: 17 Fairmeadow Drive Mt Pleasant
Hashers: 28

 

Our Christmas Party date arrived and so too had the wet weather! but this didn’t dampen the spirits of our Hashers who turned up to celebrate this special time of year, wearing the Christmas attire! 
Our Trail Mistress had set an envelope run (with Christmas Bows on I might add) to add to the flavour of the evening but it was a unanimous decision NOT to do the run and instead we had a ‘mock run’ reading our very cleverly rhymed instructions inside the marked envelopes, even with our vodka shots. 

 

 

Circle was called around the pool while it wasn’t ‘pissing down’ and Hot Rocks took the dive to get his down down. Delicious & McFanny came suitably dressed down to their undies which they just had to show us. 

The raffle was drawn for the Christmas ham & extra goodies and Beer Tap with number 69 proudly took her prize! 

        

Nibbles were brought out along with Prawns, that Half a Boat had organised and cooked himself. 

We were all instructed to come inside for Santa and his helper’s arrival and out of the bedroom they came. I’m not sure if it was Mrs. Claus though as he/she was wearing a dress! & he did have something in between his legs (but no one was game to look and confirm exactly what it was) although Fork did get a red marker and do some artwork! Santas helper looked rather dashing in her re tutu. Santas Helper had organised a game for us to enjoy our Christmas cheer so she very patiently helped Santa get the presents together and then explained ‘how the game worked’ to each and every one of the 28 people there. Lots of laughter and fun as you can see by the photos. Golly even got to wear his upside down! Thanks Santas Helper for arranging this. Will you come back again next year?? 

On On to the food where a delicious array of food appeared on the table outside…wow what a feast for all to enjoy. Well done to all that contributed. Thanks girls for hosting the party at your place, it was a terrific night. 

Merry Christmas Everyone. 

On On 

Teflon 

 

 

 

Run Date: 3rd December 2018
Run No #1994
Hares: Daffodil & Corgi
Venue: Muller Park 88 Boundary Road Ooralea
Hashers: 22

 

We all gathered together on a hot steamy night!

Down the drain we went, Raggedy took a little spill, but recovered well, then up the wall the other end, most of the harriettes needed a push up !!

around Ooralea we walked for about 50 mins, then back to the park.

Nibberlies and drinks were had ,then circle was called by the monk. MANGO !!!!!

On a sad note I had to tell everyone that 69 degree’s son-in-law was tragically killed last Wednesday, in NSW. A very sad time for 69 degree and family. We send all our Hashy love to the family .

Then on with the circle.  Jokes were told, nearly everyone who told one got a down, down. The Monk was relentless.  Charges were given to Raggedy, for bringing a pillow  to sit on, to protect her delicate little bum ! Teflon for laughing at a joke then telling Hooker she didn’t understand it, and can’t remember who else.  There was a reminder about the Hash Christmas party.  People are asked to bring a $10 present and to bring swimmers unless Nudie swimming is your thing!  Zorro is giving us a display !!!!!!

The Hash song was sung and the circle closed.

Nosh was steak burgers followed by Tin Tams, very yummy!!!!!  Just in time time as electrical storm started with some much needed rain.

On On till next Monday’s run at my place, Streaker.

Run Date: 26th November 2018
Run No #1993
Hare: Delicious
Venue: 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove
Hashers: 28

 

It was a smoky evening with the sun setting a bright red orange glow from the fires up the valley and no rain in sight, dam! It almost always rains on Delicious’s run. Viagra put his order in last week but no luck tonight.

Teflon was the last to arrive so we all gathered out front where Delicious gave us the run directions and that there were Hash Feet available for sale for your car as displayed on her car.

Off we went down to the end of the street turning left and across to follow the drain for 50 meters and then left into Marshall Avenue and around and across to Emperor Drive to Schnapper Court. Then into Broomdykes Park to check further to Domino Crescent and Newton Street. We crossed over Bedford road to Fleurs way to turn left into the drain to come into the back entrance of 117. If you came in from the front you didn’t do all of the run. Delicious met me after I got a beer from the Esky thinking I didn’t do all of the trail but assured her I did saying I saw her I’m sorry sign after doing the on back in the park walk ways. Delicious meant to ask at the start of the run how many fish streets were there on the run? I couldn’t answer at the time maybe three? About ten runners had found a shorter walk to get back earlier. There wasn’t much breeze but still a pleasant night in the back yard with green grass under foot.  Delicious keeps up with the watering. Out came the hot potatoes, even though a warm night they were soon devoured.  The Circle was called by Mango and JCF and Delicious took her down down for setting the run. There were charges to JCF for offering to help set the run but didn’t, Mango for leaving the mugs behind in Wombats care last week, Streaker for charging her, and  Piccolo’s Birthday. Milestone Run awards were given to Half a Boat, Pensioner, Fork, Prick and Snot which Paw Paw organised. 

Prick 700 runs (Esky), Fork 400 runs (shorts), Pensch 200 runs (towel), Half a Boat 50 runs (cap) & Snot 800 runs (Torch) 

Hooker stopped the circle for a photo of the Milestone runners.

Jokes were told by Hooker and Pensioner that I remember and then Hash Nosh of Chicken and Beef Patties and Salad rolls that filled you up followed by Strawberry and Passion fruit glazed cheese cakes. All very tasty thanks to Delicious. The night air seemed heavy and yes there was fog on the way home in the hollows. Beer Tap, Drip Tray and Hooker were off to have a swim before bed and Zoro wanted to join them. Last Drinks were called and a enjoyable night was had.

On On

Daffodil & Corgi

 

 

 

Run Date: 19^th November 2018
Run No #1992
Hare: Wombat
Venue: 8 Hokins Court, Glenella  
Hashers: 28

 

Three very keen hashers Snot, Flaps and I have obviously nothing better to do on a Monday, as we arrived at Wombat’s 20 minutes early.  Set up our chairs and waited for the rest of the pack to show up.

When it looked like everyone was there, well Tonguer had arrived, Wombat called out the instructions for the run, and everyone headed out to the road and On On to the left. After what seemed an eternity, everyone wandered back, in dribs and drabs with mutterings of hills being involved, and apparently no pubs.

Streaker and Tarzan provided the bags for the new recycle scheme “containers for change”, and we then helped ourselves to the Hash Piss.

Nominated Monk for this week in the absence of JCF was Mango, who copped quite a bit of heckling from none other than Pensioner, I don’t think he will be having sex again anytime soon.  Our GM Streaker filled in as Monkee but seemed to forget she had to actually pour the drinks, as the first charge for Wombat as the Hare, was nearly an empty down down mug.

After this the circle ran quite smoothly and very quickly, I think Mango just wanted it to be over. Down Down’s for our Visitors Grumpy & Spinner from Illawarra Hash. Many more charges for talking in the circle, Baagoose for wearing his cap, and others that I can’t remember, including some for bad taste jokes.

A reminder was given about our Christmas Party coming up on the 8^th December 2018, don’t forget your Secret Santa present.  I will also be selling raffle tickets next week to win a Christmas Ham.  A big thank you to all for your support in buying tickets.  All money raised goes towards prizes for the Australian Day 2000^th Weekend. Early Bird Price finishes on the 1^st December, so get those registrations in.

Executive lunch today is at Flaps, 17 Jarrah Street, Beaconsfield. $10.00 for Lunch and BYO Grog. Next week’s run is from my place 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove so you may need to bring your umbrellas?  Then the song was sung, and the circle closed.

Wombat served up rice and I think Chow Mein, may have that wrong but it was a very nice mince and cabbage dish x 2 with bread & butter, followed by Tim Tams for desert.  Then after a short but loud fireworks display, we all went home to bed.

On On

Delicious                                                      

 

Date: 12-11-18
Run #1991
Hare: Prick
Venue: BBQ area behind North Mackay Bowls Club
Hashers: 32

Prick set the run at Gooseponds set in chalk, thinking its a short run 2K when it was suppose to be 4K, we missed double arrow on trail. Prick was not happy. Anyway Beer and Pies and Peas went down well. 

Thanks and on on for next week’s run

Wombat

 

Date: 05-11-18
Run #1990
Hare: Golly & Raggedy Anne 
Venue: 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point
Hashers: 33

 

Oh what a lovely run. There were 33 intrepid Hashers on the move at the superb beach resort of Golly and Raggedy. A hot day, a Northerly breeze and some 5 degrees cooler than in town had everyone ready to roll.

Golly gave the instructions [ chalk and toilet paper ] and off we went through the streets and bush and beach and sand and guinea grass and sandhills and then back to the streets . An OH was found leading to the sanctuary of the Golly residence. Then came the beer [ cold ], circle [ large ], a few jokes, charges and down downs, a virgin runner [ Scotch ] , and a beautiful ham salad for dinns! This had to get the healthy meal of the year award. 

A few more beers, a few more lies and then we all headed for the hills. Tonguer and I were last out at 9 proving that Hashers are turning into a mob of weak poofs with zero staying power.

On on. Prick.