Date: 06/01/2025
Run: 2309
Hares: Lassie & Tonto
Location: Botanical Gardens and then on to 5/8 Haig St, East Mackay
Hashers: 2?
PART A.
Somewhere between 20 and 30 runners took up this challenge set on the Darkside of town at the Botanical Gardens. We were thrilled that there were to be no hills. At precisely 6pm Tonto called us to order stating the arrows were on the left side or right side or in fact anywhere on the trail. 2 runs were set on for the runners and one for walkers. The division was at the piss stop (best one this year).
Now off we go into the setting sun. Not long before we are going downhill (surprise surprise, what goes down must come up) and across a bridge. There was now fear in the ranks as the bridge back will be way off in the distance. But the thought of the grog stop and other fitness fanatics clad in lycra encountered along the way was encouraging.
After a k or two there was LASSIE with the holy fluid, here was the point the runners embarked on their journey to fuk knows where as I followed the walkers trail. Back along the path, marvelling at the variety of fauna and flora and aforementioned lycra goddesses. Here we come to the other side of the downhill, steps up. 4 sets of them, now I didn’t count em but a returning hasher estimated the number at between 24 and 64. At the summit there was my car …… safe at last.
PART B.
Back at Haig Street we assembled in the carpark of Lassies unit and attacked the beer. Circle called! No 5-minute warning, right into it.
Our monk gave us a history lesson regarding Cummins diesel engines. Golly having worked on engines all his life feigned interest while the rest of us got more beers. Hares charged even though it was without question the best run for the year. A few charges – 2 hashers for a brief romance on the trail, another for having his music at hash. There was more but i was getting another drink and having a bit of a chat with Maple Syrup. Down downs for returning runners
Nek minute the song was sung and we were into the nosh. The nosh was delivered in an
early session and a late session due the fact the microwave shit itself! We sat around discussing the merits of our own importance until someone realized that going home was more interesting.
On On
Snot (aka Knothead's scribe)
Next weeks Run 2310 will be at 10 The Barons Drive, Andergrove. Hare KNOTHEAD