Date – 23 Jan 2023
Run – #2205
Hare – Shocker and Sweet Meat
Venue – Park Area  in Sturt Crescent  &  4/23 Sunset Drive, Erakala
Hashers: 25

Oh what a great venue; the evening sky glowing gold and red; the venue a childrens’ park for those with lollies , and a full contingent of sober and eager Hashers.

The run was off through the backblocks, the drainage areas, and the roads of the Estate. Mountain goat country. Finally we finished at the kids park and drove up the road to Shocker’s mansion. 

Nibblies followed by a few tinnies; Zorro ran the circle which included down downs for returning runners Juice, Termite, Snot and Insex and GFYM [Eeawe] . A few jokes, a couple of charges and the circle was closed in record time! Well done Zorro. 

A great feed of lamb stew and sticky rice, some Tim Tams and then it was on back home to Mummy.

Next Run: Prick.  1 Kenzey Street. 

On On .  Prick.

Date – 16 Jan 2023
Run – #2204
Hare – Golly & Raggedy Ann
Venue – 4 Trochus Crt, Shoal Point
Hashers: 14

Run Report for Gollies Birthday Run

Hashers put on their snorkels and made their way to the Northern Beaches to Raggedy Ann and Golly’s house as the rain continue to pour down. Since nothing cancels a hash run a good number of hashers braved the elements. Golly had a good size under cover area out the front of his Man Cave to keep the rain at bay. After marking the Trail five times – Golly started the run as a live hare setting a blistering pace. The Trail was tough and treacherous with a right – a left – a left – a left – a left and then a right on home. Unfortunately, no has hash holt.  The drowned runners all grabbed a cold one out of the back of Flaps’ ute and sat down for a well-earned refreshment. After the general chit chat the circle was called by the Mon-key Screw. The hare Golly got his down down. Zorro gave a run report “SHIT HOT” as it was the first run he completed for 2023. Zorro was charged for complaining about the overly lengthy run even though he gave a “shit hot” run review. Prick got a charge for completing 800 runs!! Zorro and Maple Syrup got a charge for wearing thongs. Flaps had a couple of cracker jokes. Golly got charged for a Hashie Birthday. Song was sung and Circle closed, and Nosh was on. Great spread by Golly and Raggedy. After dinner Golly organised the entertainment. A large Giant Green Tree Frog singing ROOT ROOT  ROOT and trying to fuck a Cane TOAD. I have never seen a Cane Toad trying to climb a vertical lattice wall trying to get away from the persistent frog. Golly had read up on genetic cross breeding techniques and gave them both a splash of wine to get the deed done.  Hashie birthday cake and another round of the birthday song for Golly. Great night.

On On
Shocker     

                                  

Date – 09 Jan 2023
Run – #2203
Hare – Screw and Fork
Venue – 80a Maple Drive, Andergrove
Hashers: 19

19 Hashers arrived at Fork and Screws house on a hot and humid day, hopefully to walk off a few kilos after the Xmas and New year. Was a great walk around the streets of Andergrove, well-marked, no hills, no rain, thanks Screw. Dips and biscuits were served, and Circle was called by stand in monk, Screw, A Down Down for returning runner Knot Head, few charges and jokes, Circle closed. Hash Nosh served, yummy Spaghetti Bolognese, and chocolates. Another great night chatting and catching up with everyone. Thanks Fork and Screw.  Next week’s run is at Birthday boy’s – Golly, 4 Trochus Court Shoal Point

Raggedy Ann

On On

Hare required for 30th Jan, Thanks 👣

Date – 02/01/2023          
Run – 2202
Hare – Mango & Pensioner
Venue – John Breen Park, Nth Mackay
Hashers: 15

 

15 keen hashers rolled up for the 1st run of 2023, at John Breen Park. After Happy New Year greetings to one and all. The Hare Pensioner called us to attention , announced he was the  ‘Live  Hare’,  as he has run out of chalk.

We couldn’t/wouldn’t catch him and just ambled along behind him.

Back at the esky, the beers and ciders were nice and cold, dip and bikkies were consumed. 

Circle was called by Monkee Screw, we were advised by GM to mind our manners and language as there was a family at the next shelter.

Pensioner was charged for a piss poor trail;

Zorro was charged as he hadn’t been charged in 2023. 

Flaps told a couple of Shitty yarns. 

A quiet rendition of Hash song was sung and circle closed.

Nosh of savoury mince and bread was served, a nice change from Christmas leftovers.

More cool bevvies were consumed, bullshit talked and we all headed home before the mozzies ate us alive.

Next weeks run 09/01/23 @ 80a Maple Drive Andergrove,

On On 

Fork

Date – 26/12/2022          
Run – 2201
Hare – Daffodil &Corgi
Venue – Col Storey Park, Nebo Road.
Hashers: 7 

After a Christmas Day that rained all day, Boxing Day produced some finer weather…. until around 4.00PM when it bucketed down once more. This appeared to be excuse enough for most hashers to stay away in droves. Except for seven. ( I wrote seven instead of 7 cause it looks bigger)
So, seven (7) of us headed off… actually it was six (6) , because Flaps had sore feet, actually it was five (5) , because Zorro stayed back to keep Flaps company. So, off we five (5) went, with Daffodil leading on account of he knew where the arrows were, even the washed out ones.

Around the Botanic Gardens we marched, up n down, round n round until eventually reaching the café (closed) and the secret tunnel (open) that led us back to the beer, which Zorro and Flaps had thoughtfully tasted.
With the rain tumbling down we moved under cover at the front of the Tourist Info Centre. Flaps backed the beer truck in, and produced several chairs from inside. And there we sat, drinking beer and watching rain, until amazingly The Monk called the circle to order. Thankfully, due to the small audience, he deleted the night’s history lesson, preferring to lob down-downs at the hares Daff & Corgi, and a couple for Zorro, cause one is never enough. Flaps told a joke, which prompted The Monk to launch into a decidedly lengthy diatribe, ending with a punch-line that I can’t recall.

Circle closed, we eagerly awaited sustenance from Chief Cook Corgi, who laid out buns, salads and home grown rissoles in the back of Flap’s truck, and then invited us to come forward and build our own burgers. Having catered for twenty (20), there was an abundance left over, which I snavelled for use at next week’s run. (Hope it keeps all right, our fridge is full, so it’s all just sitting on the bench.)
Corgi then excelled herself by producing ice cream cones and a tub of ice cream, not quite melted, which mixed in well with the beer.

Then it was time to toddle off in the rain, which was no more, and find our way home.
Next week, if you wish to partake of Corgi’s leftovers, it’s Mango n me setting a run from John Breen Park (cause it’s too noisy for the Old Folks if we hold it in The Old Folks Home.)

On On Pensch.

 

 

 

Date – 19/12/22      
Run – 2200
Hare – Zorro
Venue – 35 Graves Street North Mackay
Hashers: 

Date – 12/12/2022          
Run – 2199
Hare – Tarzan
Venue – 4 Evans Avenue, North Mackay
Hashers: 29

Date – 05/12/2022          
Run – 2198
Hare – Golly
Venue – 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers – 24

A motley band of 24? hashers arrived at Golly & Raggedy’s ready & keen for a beach & bush run. Turned out to be all this & more. Some road steps etc with a few false trails thrown in. PISS STOP was excellent & very welcome before tackling the hill home. Charges were laid, jokes told & a new runner welcomed plus hashy birthday greetings for Corgi. Nibbles we’re eagerly consumed by all then followed ham & salad rolls, yumo. All made for a good hash night. Circle closed & we had to toddle off to relieve the carer. See ya next week for 2199.

The TARBOY.

Date – 28/11/2022
Run – 2197
Hare – Half A Boat
Venue – 78 Harbour Road, North Mackay
Hashers: 22

Some were between 20-30 hashers arrived in dribs & drabs, confused at

which shed was 78. Looking down the driveway, one could see Half A Boat

standing outside a shed, where a half a boat trailer was being built.

We headed outside onto the road and told to go, was marked in chalk and

paper. Off we set towards the Harbour. First check Zorro went left and kept

going, must have got scent of a fridge.

The rest of pack kept going straight down towards Harbour till they got to the

dead people resting place. Turn on towards Animal Hotel, Pensioner didn’t

 make it that far, said he has enough hassles with 2 pussys didn’t need a third.

Trail went into Big Lizard country only the brave dare go.

All got back to shed 78 where nibbles were waiting, 2 cobb loaves, 1 crab, 1 fish,

very nice. Circle called by Monkey, as our History Monk had the day off.

Charges were given to various hashers for some shit they did or did not do.

Main course served up Bangers & Burgers, and Salad, top nosh, Half a Boat. More beer drank, more bullshit flung around, Flaps woke up and called last drinks.

And we went home till next week. 

See you at 4 Trochus Ct. Bring Sand Shoes, could be some sand.

 

ON-ON  GOLLY.

 

Date – 21/11/2022
Run – 2196
Hare – Top Knot & Wheelie
Venue – The Park, Beachway Bld, Shoal Point
Hashers: 23

As Written by Half A Boat……….
Hi Hashes
Top Knot run lots of check buy the piss stop was yummy mmmm
we had 23 member on the run, buy the food was very tasty.
In the circle had jokes and down downs
from half a boat on on