Run Date:17/10/22
Run No: 2191
Hare: Tounger
Venue: Hillend Rd, Glenella
Hashers: 26

 

26 hashers gathered at Toungers place for night of fun frivolity and
pizza.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t do the run, even though I am a superbly fit
athlete. I think it had to do with all that dancing I did on the away
run.
The consensus was that it was a great shitty run. Up hill and down dale
following Chalk and lime marks most everyone missed the piss stop, ( I
don’t think there was a real one), however Magpies Sporting club wasn’t
far away, not sure if anyone made it there.
Everyone made it back safely and gathered around the fire and the pizza
oven, Golly and Zorro were conspicuous I am not sure whether it was to
keep warm or be first in line for pizzas straight out of the oven.
The monk opened proceedings with his usual spiel on this day in history,
can’t remember what happened, but it must have been something (history
does that).
Down downs were given to Zoe (Wheelies) carer and Shocker, twice for him
and Sweet Meat. Raggedy Ann for not knowing what the lollies represented
on Prick’s outfit on Saturday night, she also received a second down
down but can’t remember what it was for. Flaps received one for his
rendition of Joh Travolta in Saturday night fever on the dance floor.
GM delicious thanked all those hashers who helped out on the weekend. It
was a great weekend and I am sure everyone had a great time. A reminder
about agpu on the 31st of October at the Leap Hotel.
If you are interest in a position on the new committee, put your hand up

The song was sung and then the pizzas began to flow. Wendy did a great
job on preparing the pizzas (as usual) A great effort by cook Tounger
and chief pizza slicer Shocker.
See you all at 17 Jarrah Street next Monday for the last time. If you
get in early you can check out the shed to see if there is anything you
want but don’t need, there is plenty of it.
On on flaps

 

Run Date: 15/10/22
Run No: 2190
Hare: JCF & Lite ‘N’ Easy
Venue: Cameron’s Pocket
Hashers: 48 

 

 

 

Hashers from as far north as Cooktown and south to Noosa and everywhere in between rolled into Cameron’s Pocket camp ground in anticipation of a PERFECT celebration for Mackay H3 P party celebration run.

Perfect weather, Perfect company, Perfect food, Perfectly chilled beers, what more can you ask for.

A Perfectly excellent weekend was had by all.

Thanks to all the visitors for travelling for the weekend, I trust that you all had a Perfectly good time.

Thanks to the Mackay Hashers that turned up, helped out and partied all weekend.

A final thank you to our Perfectly organised committee for a great weekend.

ON-ON Fork

 

Run Date: 10/11/22
Run No: 2189
Hare: Delicious
Venue: 117 Tropical Ave, Andergrove
Hashers: 22

On behalf of Tonguer, who apparently can’t spell.

 

20 or 30 hashers turned up to enjoy the pissing rain….. well, that’s what we’ve come to expect from Delishio…. But bugga me, not a drop to be had.

Anyway, Delish forced us out to the front gate, and informed us she had procured the services of trailmaster Daff. Of course, he knew nothing about it, so, armed with a stick of chalk, declared a live hare run, and set off laying the trail whilst we tramped along in pursuit. Eventually we got sick of traipsing around Andergrove, and headed on home to the beer. There we listened to tales of caravanning from Snot n Insex, who appear to have returned, after running out of roads to explore in outback Oz.

The Monk called for silence, and entertained us with more bloody history, before distributing down downs to the hare and non-hare, another for Delish, some for  returning runners Snot n Insex, probably more for other hashers, but I wasn’t paying attention thinking Tonguer was writing this report, but no…..  he don’t write apparently!

There may have been some jokes, and there was some charges, and maybe some tall stories, but all has been lost in a blurrrrr.

Circle done with, we settled into some curried type nosh, which must have good, cause there weren’t none left over.

Tucker done, we sipped some more booze and nibbled some cake, and then went home in the pissing rain. Except it wasn’t raining.

OnOn to Tonguer’s pizza shop next week.

Pensch.

 

 

 

Run Date: 03.10.2022
Run No: 2188
Hare: Zorro
Venue: 35 Graves Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 23

Surprisingly, 23 hashers turned up for run #2188 hosted by Zorro –
Hare Matches. Obviously, nothing better to do on a Public Holiday!
Hash famous Oyster & Salmon dips with Jatz Crackers served up on
the runners & short cutting bastards return. Followed by a large pot
of hot spuds and butter.
Circle called, and history lesson over.
No S.H.I.T.T.Y. song for this trail, which the Hare was rather thrilled
about. I did hear Lassie fell over on the run, but I don’t think it was
remembered in the circle, except maybe by Lassie….
Charges for Zorro, just because we don’t want him to feel left out
each week. JCF returning runner, Streaker, Mango & Hooker for
yabbering in the circle. Maple Syrup & Piccolo for thinking it was
Sunday and making Knicker wait, while she cleaned the fish tank.
Delicious received her shirt for 500 runs, which Tarzan was going to
sing her special song for regardless.
Jokes – Blurry, Pensioner & Blurry.
Executive Lunch – Laffos Café, Canelands, River Entrance.
Last raffle for the year was a $70.00 Sorbello’s Restaurant Voucher
won by Fork (you can thank JCF for that). Amidst quite a bit of
protest that she wasn’t there, and it should be re-drawn!
Next week’s run at 117 Tropical Avenue, Andergrove.
Circle Closed, and Rissoles, Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Beetroot and
bread was served up for everyone to tuck into. Very yummy indeed,
but sadly the tomatoes were nowhere to be seen. Matches found
them still in the fridge after the Tim Tams were devoured, maybe
next time?
Sorry Zorro & Prick, but it is what it is………

 

 

Run Date: 26^th Sept, 2022
Run No #2187
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: John Breen Park , Nth Mackay
Hashers: 27

Subject: new golf book

“This may help you improve your game

I kept this very quiet but I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my 20+ years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY –

A Diego Maradonna – a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

A Philip Schofield – thought it was straight, but it wasn’t.

A Cuban – needs one more revolution

An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

A Kate Moss – bit thin

A Gerry Adams – playing a Provisional

A Brazilian – Just shaved the hole.

A Rodney King – overclubbed

An O. J. Simpson – got away with it

 A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver

A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken a driver.”

ON-ON Zorro 

 

 

Run Date: 19th September,2022
Run No #2186
Hare: Hooker
Venue:  5 Margaret Grace Place, Mt Pleasant
Hashers: 18

 

18 or so hashers wandered into The Home of the Hooker and stood around chewin the fat, until Daffodil yelled OnOn and pushed the gang towards the road. It was about then we realized Hare Hooker was not the hare at all, having conned poor old Daff. Hmmm, we thought. This ain’t gonna be a short Hooker type trot, rather a full blown gallop around the darkening back blocks of Glenella, or is that area Mt Pleasant? Dunno, but on and on we went, until finally splashing along an open drain, and miraculously finding ourselves a mere 2 streets from the start. Well done Daff!

Milling around sipping beers, we were tempted by a large pot of little boys and red sauce. Typical Hooker fare, I guess. Hooker ushered her new housemate into the spotlight, introducing Yoshi, a Japanese girl endeavouring to learn English. Poor bugga seemed completely lost trying to understand fast talking Hashers armed with beer.

The Monk called the circle, during which many down-downs were administered, none of which I can recall. Likewise, a few jokes were mumbled, which I can’t recall. More down downs, and general bullshit, none of which I remember. The GM made some announcements, but I don’t remember them. So, with almost the entire evening a blur, we sung the song, and returned to beer n bullshit.

Hooker then produced a big pot of curried snags along with rice and fresh bread. I remember that, very tasty it were!

More dribble, then everyone raced off home to watch The Queen’s Funeral. R.I.P. Lizzie.

Next week, we won’t be at The White House On The Hill. Mainly because we’ve sold the joint and don’t live there no more. What’s more, the old folks home we’ve moved to doesn’t appreciate loud swearing Hashers pissing on their gardens, so our run will be from John Breen Park.

See ya there.

Pensch

Run Date: 12^th September,2022
Run No #2185
Hare: Golly & Raggedy
Venue:  4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point
Hashers: 23   

All the road works looked like they were finished and it was a good run down to Shoal Point. Lassie and Fork were keen to get the run underway calling “are we” followed by the Hash Horn. All out the front Golly let us know the run was marked in chalk and lime and there was  a refuelling stop while Maneki and PF joined us. Keep to the left Golly said, so I thought we were going along the road in but it was up the road and around to the setting sun and the red lights first. The first climb had Hooker a little puffed so she slowed up for a moment and still did the distance to the drink stop. Lassie, Smut, Daffodil and Pensioner led the pack to the park and around to where Golly and Fork were waiting with fresh orange slices followed by Green Ginger Wine Fruit Mix. Apparently Wheelie eats the orange skin and all and so does Piccolo. On the way back I found a rubber pig toy and left it there for PF to find and take a selfie with in the middle of the road which he later got charged for. Golly lit his fire with a bit of kero which worked well. Blurry was late and missed the run because he thought it was Hookers Run and went there first. Party Pies. Sausage Roles, Cherios and hot potatoes were our entree and they soon disappeared. Raggedy saved some for Lassie and Fork who did a beer replenishment run to the bottle-o. Smut called the circle and we remembered the years gone by. Lassie remembered Bonanza, Zorro remembered the Monkeys and Delicious remembered  Pink Floyd. Golly & Raggedy were charged for their run. Golly took the down down for setting the run. Charges and jokes were told by Delicious, Blurry, Pensioner and Flaps. Fork was charged for not using the hand brake when parking outside the bottle-o and Lassie got charged for getting Fork lost on the way back. Zorro was charged for loosing his beer and cooler and Golly for steeling it. Top Knot was charged for not wearing a Hash T shirt. Hash Nosh was curried mince and curried sausages with fried rice and bread and butter. Our thanks to Raggedy for a very tasty and filling menu. Chocolates and Tim Tams were desert.  Great run, location and company.

Cheers Corgi.

Next Weeks Run is from Hooker’s place, 5 Margaret Grant Place, Mt Pleasant

 

 

Run Date: 05/09/22
Run No #2184
Hare: Daffodil and Corgi
Venue: Muller Park, Boundary Rd, Ooralea

A  strange lot of hashers turned up a the Dog Park with out there, Dogs  so we had to share the 2 dogs that turned up. Off we set following Daffodils trail up hill and down dale around the streets of  Ooralea.

Some going the distance others looking for a watering hole but was too far so they turned back,  there hash names I have forgotten but some might remember.

Circle called 5 min took some time to sink in but we all stood up and the history lesson started not many wright answers.

Charges were called for Zorro for Still having long Covid loss of smell. As he could not sniff out Hash piss exky. Other charges but not worth Remembing

Some jokes and a run down on Flaps bent and screwed upbringing.

Nosh came out and was devoured more chatter more piss Minni  missed

Out as Whillie wasn’t  there for the scraps on the ground.

Good night again as usual .

See you at 4 Trochus Ct.

ON-ON GOLLY>

Run Date: 29th Aug 2022
Run No #2183
Hare: Maneki Pussy
Venue: 44 Mango Ave, Eimeo
Hashers: 19

I’ve no idea how many people gathered at Maneki Pussy’s, but let’s just say there was a gathering of some of our best!
We set off fairly close to 6pm & sorry to say, Bad Hooker strikes again! Yep I’m a short cutting bastard, so I’ve no idea what the trail was like. Zorro & HAB are no help either, as I hear tell they headed straight to the Pub.
Regardless the group wandered back, some making it to the piss stop, with most muttering something about too many hills etc. etc. It’s a ‘Hash Fact’ that its near impossible to set anything other than a shitty run.
The Monk had gone to a lot of trouble as usual to open the assembled Circle with a trivia lesson, whereby our sharpest minds compete fervently to win the respect of ‘His Hash Highness’.
The trifecta! Bad Hooker again…………I had the first down-down, but I’m dammed if I can remember why?
Charges followed hard & fast with Wheelie being charged for spilling the hash brew; Monique Pussy for locking herself out of her own house & of course no meetings complete without Zorro receiving a down-down is it? He and Half-a-Boat were re-named B1 & B2, for short cutting straight to the pub.
Thank to our regular jokesters Flaps, Blury & Pensioner for providing some laughs & for a poor but courageous attempt by Pussy Fucker, at a pretty off Pig joke. (Maybe I could suggest an encouragement award at the upcoming APGU}

Returning runner Zoe & Virgin Runner Jo?? were welcomed to the fold. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Our amazing Golly, (Golster) to some, was presented with an award for his 500th run now he really is a hasher through & through.
On On Hooker

Run Date: 22^nd  Aug 2022
Run No #2182
Hare: Tarzan & U Turn
Venue: 4 Evans Avenue
Hashers: 22

 

A quantity of 22 hashers, 2 dogs for Tarboy’s Run #2182 for 22.08.22.

A wander through the neighbourhood with a piss stop, and a tasty brew it was. With a secret ingredient, even Wheelie enjoyed a tipple.

Circle called, plus phone a friend on the blower: Madame Curie. Charges for Piccolo and Pensioner (The Duck Plucker), and Roof Jumper, Top Knot. Also a joke from Blurry’s Amish family connection. Circle closed with drinks raised to honour, JCF’s father, Barry Button.

Traditional nosh of sausages was served on a tablecloth of memorable events of hashing for U Turn and Tarzan.

On On

Matches.