Run Date: 05/09/22
Run No #2184
Hare: Daffodil and Corgi
Venue: Muller Park, Boundary Rd, Ooralea

A  strange lot of hashers turned up a the Dog Park with out there, Dogs  so we had to share the 2 dogs that turned up. Off we set following Daffodils trail up hill and down dale around the streets of  Ooralea.

Some going the distance others looking for a watering hole but was too far so they turned back,  there hash names I have forgotten but some might remember.

Circle called 5 min took some time to sink in but we all stood up and the history lesson started not many wright answers.

Charges were called for Zorro for Still having long Covid loss of smell. As he could not sniff out Hash piss exky. Other charges but not worth Remembing

Some jokes and a run down on Flaps bent and screwed upbringing.

Nosh came out and was devoured more chatter more piss Minni  missed

Out as Whillie wasn’t  there for the scraps on the ground.

Good night again as usual .

See you at 4 Trochus Ct.

ON-ON GOLLY>

Run Date: 29th Aug 2022
Run No #2183
Hare: Maneki Pussy
Venue: 44 Mango Ave, Eimeo
Hashers: 19

I’ve no idea how many people gathered at Maneki Pussy’s, but let’s just say there was a gathering of some of our best!
We set off fairly close to 6pm & sorry to say, Bad Hooker strikes again! Yep I’m a short cutting bastard, so I’ve no idea what the trail was like. Zorro & HAB are no help either, as I hear tell they headed straight to the Pub.
Regardless the group wandered back, some making it to the piss stop, with most muttering something about too many hills etc. etc. It’s a ‘Hash Fact’ that its near impossible to set anything other than a shitty run.
The Monk had gone to a lot of trouble as usual to open the assembled Circle with a trivia lesson, whereby our sharpest minds compete fervently to win the respect of ‘His Hash Highness’.
The trifecta! Bad Hooker again…………I had the first down-down, but I’m dammed if I can remember why?
Charges followed hard & fast with Wheelie being charged for spilling the hash brew; Monique Pussy for locking herself out of her own house & of course no meetings complete without Zorro receiving a down-down is it? He and Half-a-Boat were re-named B1 & B2, for short cutting straight to the pub.
Thank to our regular jokesters Flaps, Blury & Pensioner for providing some laughs & for a poor but courageous attempt by Pussy Fucker, at a pretty off Pig joke. (Maybe I could suggest an encouragement award at the upcoming APGU}

Returning runner Zoe & Virgin Runner Jo?? were welcomed to the fold. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Our amazing Golly, (Golster) to some, was presented with an award for his 500th run now he really is a hasher through & through.
On On Hooker

Run Date: 22^nd  Aug 2022
Run No #2182
Hare: Tarzan & U Turn
Venue: 4 Evans Avenue
Hashers: 22

A quantity of 22 hashers, 2 dogs for Tarboy’s Run #2182 for 22.08.22.

A wander through the neighbourhood with a piss stop, and a tasty brew it was. With a secret ingredient, even Wheelie enjoyed a tipple.

Circle called, plus phone a friend on the blower: Madame Curie. Charges for Piccolo and Pensioner (The Duck Plucker), and Roof Jumper, Top Knot. Also a joke from Blurry’s Amish family connection. Circle closed with drinks raised to honour, JCF’s father, Barry Button.

Traditional nosh of sausages was served on a tablecloth of memorable events of hashing for U Turn and Tarzan.

On On

Matches.

Run Date: 15th Aug 2022
Run No #2181
Hare: Maple Syrup
Venue: 66 O’Brien Esp, Shoal Point
Hashers: 22

 Report for run 2181 on Mon 15/8/22.Big roll up for Maple Syrup’s run @ Shoal Point(22 ). Many more than our last few efforts. Took off on a largish false trail (roundabout) &   Back past the ON ON site. Methinks we lost a couple of short cutters  here.SCB,s.There we’re  3 trails all up & the pack split up accordingly. All back home safely & the voting concluded that it in fact was a good effort by Maple Syrup. She then copped about 3 Down downs for Various  reasons. (No Driving is good) Returning runner Hard Drive, & 2 virgin runners  John belong Maple Syrup & Zoe belong Wheelie & Top  Knots  gang. Only a couple of feeble jokes were told & then the Nosh was served up. The usual dip & chips, bikkies etc., followed by an excellent meat dish ,& vegan variation. A good night was had by all. Toddled off then to our respective homes. See you next week at the TARBOYS joint. ON ON.

Run Date: 8th Aug 2022
Run No #2180
Hare: Half a Boat
Venue: 30a Palm St,  Cremorne
Hashers: 19

 
Eighteen (or was that nineteen?!?) Hashers rocked up to Half a Boat’s Palm St parking lot for Run #2180.  There was a breezy cold front coming in but that didn’t deter 1000’s of hungry mosquitos and one intrepid scooter driver from participating with everyone else.  Private lessons with Matches in downloading the scooter app and passing the test were available on request!
Hare was a little slow getting us underway…way too many interesting conversations going on to get down to business…but once off it was full steam ahead over the bridge and toward the river mouth.  Blurry was in the lead till his dog stopped for a s**t.  Impressively he had a doggy doo-doo bag.  The rest (??) walked on and on.  Arrows were big and white and kept us all on the trail though there were moments of …”still haven’t seen an arrow”.  About 50 minutes at a good clip had us rushing for the coldies, wondering (not) how some certain people were already on the piss and why the night had suddenly warmed up!
Circle was called with a 5 minute warning.  Flaps helped Zorro with a history lesson and told the only jokes of the night.  Everyone was in a good mood so only Delicious coped a charge, for getting engaged!  TarBoy got the birthday song.  Meanwhile Half a Boat was stir-frying up a storm and presented Sweet and Sour delectables, pork and chicken with fried rice to very hungry runners.
Wheelie and TopKnot almost stayed the distance, so the Covid crisis must be over, and left a doggy bag of cold ones when they hit the road.  Most followed shortly and drove off but Matches had to hoof it over the bridge when her rent-a-scooter refused to move.  It must have been peed-off she parked in a no parking zone!
See you next week at Shoal Point
On-on, Maple Syrup

Run Date: 1^st Aug 2022
Run No #2179
Hare: Knickerlicka
Venue: Dolby Court, Nth Mackay
Hashers: 11

Nika Run

Well marked run, 11 Hashers, spicy hot food.

The jokes around circle were great.

 On On

Half a Boat

Great weather, great place to hang out and Santa even visited. 

Run Date: 11.07.2022
Run No: 2177
Hare: Blurry
Venue:  Peel St, Mackay
Hashers: 26

Well it’s that time of the week again so the Hash rabble assembled on the dark side of town at the abode of Blurry to see  what was going to transpire this week  It took a little time for every one to arrive because there were quite a few visitors and returning runner’s but eventuality every one was assembled so the hare gave out the instructions for the trail  “its around the block and if its not long  enough then do it twice”  FAT CHANCE 

It seems that Blurry  has lost the art of trail setting not only did he have F A chance of a marked trail.

Hashers running/walking past the esky  he also told the truth about  the trail  no hills  no mud no water and its around the block  Bloody hell what has happened to the good old fashion art of Bullshit 

Once back the usual assault on the esky  was performed with gusto  and the art of Bullshit was resurrected with such enthusiasm it almost made up for the hairs lack luster effort    It took a little time for the Monk to quieten the mob but he eventuality got the circle started   After the usual history lesson and some serious competition from splinter groups he got on with hash business  The usual suspects were given down downs some very unusual jokes surfaced and then the largest mass down down group of returning or visiting runner’s and anyone else who had farted  in the last month (except golly) organised by the only person with the lung capacity to be heard over the rabble our GM delicious 

With the circle done and dusted and the song sung out came the the Hash nosh  now let me mention this in dispatches  The food tasted great so everyone got stuck into it in record time and with much appreciation BUT  I hear from my greeny  friends a serious malfunction occurred this week in Mackay with a sudden increase in methane production that has punched a hole in the ozone layer  It seems that a larger than normal consumption of lentils has taken place resulting in increased flatiulating & No 2’s  

Well once again it has come to the time of the evening when all old Hashers are thinking about their warm beds and Piccolo has finished eating so the great exodus begins  and in no time at all we have all pissed off leaving the hares to clean up 

C U next week 
On on  
Nicka

Run Date: 04.07.2022
Run No: 2176
Hare: Fork
Venue:  80a Maple Drive
Hashers: 10

What a shitty night. Rain. Wind. Freezing cold.  But at least we had 10 runners with the intestinal fortitude to actually turn up and face the daunting prospect of a run in abysmal conditions.  The numbers were low but not in fact a record low. Perusal of the records showed that on Monday May 22, 1983 there were only 8 runners. But run we did. 

At 6.11 pm the 10 braced themselves with multiple layers of thermals, weatherproof jackets, beanies and  large umbrellas.  As the rain was torrential and showed no sign of easing the runners took of along the driveway, and were met with a total lack of marks on Maple Drive; apparently the run had been set in chalk and was no longer visible. Duh!  A discussion was then entered into and a majority decision reached;  we went round the telephone pole at the front gate and returned down the driveway to the shelter of the back verandah and the comfort of the esky.  It was noted that Corgy was seen to take the short cut and didn’t go round the pole!

Then followed the Club Song sung first, a few charges , a couple of jokes and then a great feed-  nibbles, chilli con carne and rice, bread and butter,  chockie bikkies and a few more drinks.  Then it was time; I could hear the electric blanket calling . It was a no brainer; I went home. 

Cheers . Prick.

Run Date: 27.06.2022
Run No: 2175
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue:  12 Douglas Cres., Rural View
Hashers: 22

A solemn group of 22 hashers , rocked up to the White House on the Hill, sans packing boxes. Do your own f×××××g packing Pensch.

Hare called us to attention and announced some bullshite about introducing envelope runs to MH3 from this venue and proceeded to hand out his last 7 envelopes for the final run at this venue.

So on down hill we went, to first stop and got next directions, and so it went till all returned, to drink, talk crap and have some nibbles.

Circle was called, history lesson had, down downs for Hare, Fork, 2x Zorro and visiting runner- ‘Pissing in Action’ from Hanoi Hash. Some good jokes were told, some rehashed and some piss poor. Song was  sung and circle closed.

Tasty nosh of sausages, rissoles , oinions and potato bake was demolished. More piss drunk and crap talked, all went home happy little hashers.

Thanks Mango & Pensch.