On On !
Run Date: 16/02/2026
Run No: 2368
Hare: Matches
Venue: 2 Glenwood Park
Hashers: 20
There was a scotch flavoured piss stop, definitely high octane.
The circle was held with the usual bullshit, charges and jokes
The nosh was buns, corned beef and salads followed by chocolate coated paddle pops
I went home shortly thereafter.
It rained but it was a good night
Next week’s run is at 4 Trochus court. Shoal Point.
On On SNOT on behalf of Golly n Raggedy
Date – 09/02/2026
Run -2367
Hare – Juice & Termite
Venue – Carbeen Street Park, Andergrove
Hashers: 19
Yes, we definitely needed to bring our:
As advised by Juice, in last weeks run report.
An interesting walk past the Cricket Pitch, onto bitumen streets, past Andergrove State School and ventured through Morag McNichol Reserve for the Piss Stop, this is where the torch was needed, getting dark in the undergrowth of the trees and mozzie heaven. Termite’s Mother, Morag McNicol always wanted to see a section of the family property in Andergrove saved for nature conservation, and the area was named in memory of Mrs. McNichol.
Back on home to Carbeen Street Park for nibblies and drinks, fun facts about something, which I can no longer remember, Circle with some jokes, charges, and 80th ?? Birthday Chocolates for PENSIONER. Interesting photo from Pensioner, from days gone by, his younger self with 2 lovely Harriettes passed among the Hashers.
Hot Pot Stew and potatoes for Nosh, followed by cupcakes, with icing and 100’s and 1000’s. How nice was that.
See you, Monday night at Andergrove once again.
On On, Matches.
Run No #2366
Run Date: 02/02/26
Hare: Harbour & Mrs Appeal
Venue: Camilleri Park, Blacks beach
Hashers: 20
At 6.00 pm the pack set off from Camilleri Park. Unfortunately, the scribe for this week’s run was well south of that site but managed to navigate to the starting point at 6:10. (Blacks Beach has changed dramatically since the early 1970s). Knicka Licka was riding shotgun so pointed us in the general direction. Walking over the low bridge thru the scrub is enjoyable and puts you in a good mood. At the skate park the teens wanted to know if we were part of the runners or had we already lapped them. “Which way did they go and don’t give me the wrong direction”. After some time we met up with Raggedy Ann, Fork and Screw.
Starting to sound like the Chicken Little story. They also gave us directions. As we puffed up the hill we met the pack just moving off from the drink stop. Daffodil sounded the horn lest our hearing was better than our eyesight. Considered throwing myself across the road in front of Mrs Appeal’s car but she would not be deterred from setting up for supper.
The run was clearly marked and easy to follow, a hill to walk up and down.
Obviously everyone was in a mellow mood back at the starting point, lounged back in their chairs with a drink and enjoyed the sea breeze after a warm day. It seemed like it was a Methodist young ladies picnic because no one stirred. But a spoilsport broke the spell and soon Shocker was barking out the charges.
The circle heard a few jokes, a clean one drew a lot of laughs, Fork & Screw were our returning runners. The GM and former GMs had a drink again together – forgotten why. The food presented was filling and very tasty.
NEXT WEEK – Reminder: Carbeen Street Park ( Banksia Ave turn left into Honeysuckle St)
On on
Juice
Run Date: 26/01/2026
Run No: 2365
Hare: Committee Run
Venue: Surf Club Park, Mackay Harbour
Hashers: 13
A small group of intrepid hashers headed to the beach for a fun filled evening. After feasting on beer and Vegemite sangers the festivities started with a game of Bocce with the hotly contested final won by Piccolo. The Thong Toss brought out fits of laughter as well as a few kind swear words to egg on the lazy few that tried their hand. Piccolo threw a phenomenal length (measured by Harbour and Tarzan) of 19.9 metres. Raggedy Ann demonstrated a new thong idea and a bunch of willing hashers tried their hand at balancing a beer can on aforementioned thong over a distance of some 60 metres or so with the fastest time being the winner. Snot was BOOED! Very loudly with his effort of squashing the can and holding it on the thong with his thumb!!!! Mrs Appeel was the eventual winner with a speedy time of 1minute 19.66 seconds.
Frivolities aside and Golly and Snot took on the chef duties for the very welcome snags. Salads and bread rounded out the feast with a grand finale of pavlova and lamingtons. Circle held, jokes told, mossies swatted by the hundreds and soon it was )On! On! after last drinks called.
Mrs Appeel.
Next week’s run is from Camilleri Park, Blacks Beach
Run No: 2364
Date: 19/01/26
Hare: Prick
Venue 1 Kenzey Street, North Mackay
Hashers: approximately 20
We assembled at Pricks abode in anticipation of a thrilling evening. At 6.01 pm we were given directions that it would be a short run.
This apparently pleased several but not as much as The Beerhunters as the Bowls club was only 300 meters away. The pack ventured West and the Beer was to the East. In the interests of journalism I decided to cover the Beerhunters journey.
The were thrilled to discover that membership lasted 3 years here. So it wasn’t long before the drinks flowed freely. Food was ordered by the GM as she is gluten intolerant.wine and more beer was consumed before the return to venue.
I made enquiries regarding the run which was met with little response. I had to wait till the circle when Tarzan announced that it was a shit hot run.
The circle resulted in a few jokes, a few fines, no returning runners although Uturn IMO should have been fined. The GM and former GMs had a drink for fu.. knows why. She should have been disciplined for forgetting the cutlery tho.
At this point I should point out there were no party pies but a spaghetti conccuction which tasted real nice.
NEXT WEEK our first committee run on Australia Day weekend. New start time 4 pm for a 4.30 start.
The eastern end of the Harbour Park
Expect sausage sizzle, Vegemite sandwiches, Tim Tams
Games
Beer, wine, and bikkies
Wear some Aussie gear and wear thongs
On on
Snot
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Date – 12/01/2026
Run -2363
Hare – Snot & Insex
Venue – 19 Tern St, Slade Point
Hashers: ?
The weather had been threatening all day and it was possible that there could be a deluge on the Hash run. However it held off and the run was a leisurely pace around the Slade Point streets. There were no set marks so the pack was under the direction of the hare. The pack was split as some returned to home early.
Back in Tern street the walkers ate biscuits, dips and nice meatballs. Usual chitchat before Zorro took over Smut’s role in guiding the night’s proceedings. Tarzan was also absent so others stepped up to start the ball rolling. Gravel Rash was welcomed back as a returning runner. She has an upcoming birthday and Golly was sternly put in his place for trying to muscle in and collect his birthday dues.
A welcome meal was enjoyed by all: corn meat, potato salad and two other dishes.
People then chatted amongst themselves then headed home.
Juice
Run Date: 05/01/2026
Run No: 2362
Hare: Pensioner & Mango
Venue: John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hashers: 19
Twas a night to remember mainly because of the millions of blood sucking mossies. And Pensioners statement it was to be a live hare. Said to myself Pensh is lucky to be outta sight after an hour on a dark night but his co-hare Mango stepped up to the plate to help out.
This is where the Beerhunters amongst us decided they will be gone for ages so Zorro and Snot took off to the Kooyong in a commandeered vehicle. But I digress, the peloton headed off toward the Goosies, surprise, no piss-stop no hills, no shiggy, Tarzan and Insex did a loop around a big tree and returned to the venue.
The Beerhunters returned and at least 1 hasher was happy to see us back, her special brew was in the commandeered vehicle. After much fuss things returned to normal as we awaited the circle. Zorro, the stand in monk took charge and duly delivered charges, took charges from the floor, jokes told etc. circle closed song sung then into the food.
Mango did two wet dishes; one had mangoes as a principal ingredient. Very nice too. We had to dodge a few showers and after a bit we all headed off home.
On On
Snot
Next week we all gather at 19 Tern Street Slade Point.
Run Date: 29/12/2025
Run No: 2361
Hare: Zorro
Venue: Glenwood Park, Andergrove
Hashers: 19
19 sturdy walkers gathered at the private road that leads to Zorro/Matches private abode among the giant paperbarks leading down to McCready’s creek, which in turn housed an upside down and therefore dead crocodilian. Many hashers were sitting on the deck looking at the pool, and wondering if Zorro had turned the weather cool enough to stop us jumping into said pool, and possibly pissing in there.
Anyway…. Zorro called us forth and pointed out some chalk arrows. 7 of the
19 in attendance set off on the trail, whilst the SCB’s headed straight back to the beer. The walkers encountered Zorro’s private army of plovers who screamed merrily overhead and herded us along a few Andergrove streets leading us back from whence we came.
Bikkies n beer later Zorro the hare also became Zorro the monk in the absence of the real monk. Thankfully Zorro had no history lesson, so moved on to charges (about 3, can’t remember) and jokes (about 3, again can’t remember) and a down down for returning/visiting hasher Chuck. And so…. On to the tucker. Zorro, always a stickler for exact amounts, produced 19 burgers for 19
peeps….. well done, no leftovers that way. More drinks were drunk, more bull talked until the heard started to wander off.
And so ended hash for 2025. See y’all in 2026,
Pensch.
Date – 15th December 2025
Run – 2359
Hare – Smut
Venue – 20 Royal Blvd in Glenella
Hashers: 20ish
Last week’s run report mentioned Smut and the Smut house in Glenella. Wrong!
It was a joint effort from Harbour and Mrs Appeel at Camilleri Park.
This week, however, it was indeed held at Smut’s den of inequity at 20 Royal Blvd in Glenella.
About 18 or so Hashers rocked up, and eagerly awaited instruction form the hare. Before that however, there was a near mutiny because Termite wanted to lock the Piss-car, whilst other SCBs demanded it remain unlocked. Fearing significant injury, Termite decided it was safer to leave the doors ajar.
Sorted… the hare pointed out blue arrows, a portable piss-stop in the backpack slung nonchalantly over a shoulder, and a dire warning about some kamikaze magpies awaiting their next victim.
So… off we trotted around the Royal neighbourhood, where we enviously observed many fine houses of the large variety, some with new caravans, and several with flash boats, and many householders watering their lawns as a lowly herd of old timers shuffled past.
Eventually, we found Glenella school, where the hare decided to offload his piss-pack burden. It was also here that the kamikaze maggies where observed sitting on the powerlines, just waiting for their victims. Maybe we looked sufficiently battered at this stage, as they didn’t swoop at all, but merely watched and giggled. Refreshments served, it was time to return to the House of Smut. Bikkies n beer in hand, the general stuff was bantered about, until the circle was called, and the Monk gave himself a down down for also being hare. There was a returning runner down down for Mango, and a welcome sip for visitor Matt. A few paltry jokes were told, and a couple of true stories, but since I didn’t know at that stage that I would be conned into writing this report, I didn’t bother to take any notice. Oops. Nearly forgot the Monk’s diatribe on Christmas History, or some such shit.
Circle shut, it time to gobble down curried snags, chicken risotto, and doul, whatever that is. Add bread, beer and bullshit, and there you have it… instant hash nosh!
The chit-chat continued on as usual, then it was time to pack up our toys, and head for home, leaving Smut to clean up his mess.
Next week it’s the Christmas Party at the home of Tarzan and U Turn.
OnOn Pensch
