Date – 27 Nov 2023
Run – 2250
Hare – Tonguer
Venue – 12 Hill End Road, Glenella
Hashers: 21 

On a sticky afternoon 20 plus hashers gathered at Tounger’s Place for the nights run. There were promises of no hills and lots of mud at the Pre-Run briefing. The hashers headed off up the first hill, Tounger’s drive way. Zorro was out front at the trail was leading straight to Maggies’ Tavern. To his disappointment the trail did a U-turn moving towards the Underpass. The Trail was well marked and some more big hills and No Mud!! The Circle was called and Tounger got his “Hare Charge” with a Shit Hot vote. Other Chargers were, Lassie – then Tonto as well, as they are in training for their big overseas trip. Lassie had powered off down every false trail.  BobDown had a charge for returning runner, Shocker had a charge for having a sympathy sip every time someone else got charged. Corgi and Daffodil had a charge for standing up Hash last week for a better offer.  Plenty of cracking Jokes then the Song was sung and Circle ended. Hash Nosh was gourmet pizza smashed out of the hot pizza oven. Tounger had promised that the rain was going to stay away until 9pm, but arrived just as the Circle was being called.  Two flash desserts and a great night overall. On- On 

Shocker

 

 

Date – 20 Nov 2023
Run – 2249
Hare – Snot
Venue – Lamberts Beach Lookout
Hashers: 21

Best point about this run was the view. Voted shitty run by everyone, although there was a piss stop, at the same point as the start, the middle and the end of trail.

On On to 19 Tern Street, Slade Point for all the other formalities, and the new Monkee, Shocker handling his duties reasonably well, along with some of his jokes not worth remembering.

Lasagne for Nosh, in plentiful supply, and accompanied with garlic bread.

Very nice indeed, thanks Snot.

 On On

Matches.

REBUTTAL

The run was not really a piss poor run it was poorly described in this report and failed to mention.

1. Marks there were an over abundance
2. There was a pub stop easily found by the gm
3. A false trail that all got suckered into bar my friends with crook knees
4. Very short trail because BOM said it would rain
5. And because it was a tad hilly, extremely hilly if you took the false trail
6. 3 pissstops..please take note Mr Prick
7. Following the GMs’ direction a DOSA area was established to comply with OHS
8. Jelly shooters for deserts. Only the Hare and coHare got to share 
9. Arranged for the tide to be in for nude 🏊‍♂️ swims 🏊‍♂️
10. Needing a house sitter for a few weeks in december an January as you can see the piss poor was a bit harsh

On On 

SNOT

 

Date – 13/11/2023
Run – 2248
Hare – Golly
Venue – 35 Graves Street, North Mackay
Hashers: 28 

Hi Hashers,

Great turnout for our AGPU at Zorro’s abode. Good to see, keen hashers are about.

We have 2 fresh faces on our committee, with Mango retiring from her position, now we welcome Pisco as Hash Horn.

A new Monkee, we welcome, Shocker, who will join the committee also, while Screw can enjoy his hashing, with no duties to fulfil each Hashy evening. Thank you to Mango and Screw, for your contributions for the last 12 months.

Awards for 2022/2023:

Longest Run: Screw

Wettest Run: Tarzan

Losing Hashers on her run: Lassie

Best Piss Stop: Matches

Best Nosh: Half A Boat

Over Achieving: Flaps

Dirty Old man: Pussy Fucker

 

The Dildo of Destiny, and the Soft Cock, are still missing. If you have these or know who has, please return them to Mackay Hash.

On On 
Matches

Our run report as scribed by Snot is below:-

We all assembled at Zoroastrians residence in Graves street 

1. Approx 6.06pm everyone headed off for the Kooyong
2. 20 minutes later the Kooyong had its busiest days trading this year
3. At 7.00 the circle was  convenied
4. All the usual stuff except free piss and feed
5. There were jokes, lies, jokes down downs 
6. Now the interesting part all positions declared vacant 
7. Because the outgoing committee did a pisspoor job it was unanimous that the get it right in 2024.
   8.5. Welcome Shocker to the committee, See ya Screw 
8. Great food great bikkies
9. The Hash is required to meet again next week at Lamberts Beach Lookout for an exciting evening

On on

SNOT

 

Date – 06/11/2023
Run – 2247
Hare – Prick
Venue – BBQ Area on Gooseponds behind Goosies Sport & Recreation Club
Hashers: 19 with 2 dogs and 79 ducks…..

An overcast afternoon, with drizzle about, kept some hashers at home, and washed Prick’s chalk marks away. Prick is now a live hare, set off with us for a lap of the Gooseponds, while the Beer Beetles set off in the other direction.

With the hashy mob, back at the start, for all the regular Hash proceedings, the Beer Beetles had set off to Prick’s abode, soon realized where they should really be, back at the Gooseponds.

Screw, the stand in Monk carried out the duties for the evening. Hashy “Away Run” leftovers tonight for Nosh.

Blurry bids us farewell once again, enroute to SA. Safe travels Blurry.

Our $5.00 Melbourne Cup Sweeps winners are: 1^st Pensioner, 2^nd MD, 3^RD Catblew (donated winnings back to MH3), & Last Past the Post, Pants.

Our $2.00 Melbourne Cup Sweep winners are: 1^st Insex, 2^nd Distillery, 3^rd Lassie & Last Past the Post, Delicious.

AGPU next Monday, nominate someone or yourself for a committee position.

On On

Matches.

  

Date – 04/11/2023
Run – 2246
Hare – Golly and Zorro
Venue – Rowallan Park, Glendaragh Road.
Hashers: 30

A good mix of Hashers for this event at our Away Run, hashers travelled from Townsville, Airlie Beach, (Mackay), Yeppoon, and Gladstone, with Moaning Lisa (Yeppoon Hash) in SA, drove to 2 days to arrive at Rowallan Park in time for the Pre Lube, at Magpies Sporting Club. Most of the bunch, jumped in the courtesy bus from Magpies, which allowed us to enjoy the coldies at the pub with a meal. Sadly 3 hashers were left behind on our departure around 9pm. With no bus due to leave again til 10pm, Matches, AKA Uber service, collected our last hashers.

Saturday Sign On, with Melbourne Cup Sweeps and treats, ran smoothly enough. Visiting Hashers given extra gifts, for their support of MH3.  Lunch provided a choice of chicken or ham, salad, lovely fresh rolls and fruit, along with coldies.

Our Run set off, with 2 routes. One Short Trail, and the “other” Trail, which proved to be not too long, although a few hills and some more. A Piss Stop, where both trails came together, for the group photo and on home.

Nibblies for our efforts, and more coldies and finally the Circle was called.

Catblew wanders up and sits on the ice, without charge.
Why would this hasher be a willing ice sitter? Maybe numbing the bum for the Flaming Arse dance, later in the night, which, I now know, only certain types of loo paper burns, so Lassie informs me.

An Award, with 700 runs for Tarzan, given an embroidered shirt, reflecting the achievement, was presented in the Circle.

Our imaginations and willingness to dress up for a Hash Event, is always fun.

Some great photos, are on our FB page, with some more with this report.

Nosh was catered by Golden Roast, and proved to be an excellent choice.

Music from guitarist and singer Mark Thomas, another winner there.

Prizes for Best Dressed Female – Oral C from TVH3, and Best Dressed Male – Distillery MH3, judged by our caterer, so no bias in the decisions given.

Dancing, informal entertainment from Hashers and Harriets and Nude Runs with Port and Tim Tams, gave the night some great laughs, fun times, and memories for all.

For Sunday morning breakfast, the hashers were served a choice of Eggs Benedict, Savoury Mince or Sausages in gravy, all cooked and presented by fellow MH3 hasher, Flaps. Now the Mackay hashers were in the know about this, and most of us were early for breakfast. And maybe the visiting hashers had some trouble, trying to raise their heads, on Sunday morning.

Thank you for all that attended, and made our Away Run quite successful. Our committee’s contribution of time, help and unpaid work, provided a well-organized event, which ran on time, and quite pleased with the end result, except for Mango, now in therapy, due to the loss of 2 Hash Horns and one very sentimental hat.

On On,
Matches.                      

                   

Date – 30/11/2023
Run – 2245 
Hare – Maneki Pussy & Pussy Fucker
Venue – 44 Mango Avenue, Eimeo
Hashers: 26

Good turn up of HaSHeRs, at the Northern Beaches.  Off on trail, with huge arrows to show the way.

Tasty piss stop, which ensures a shit hot run report in the circle, thank you PF. On home to a selection of snacks from Nippon Air. A circle with history lesson, of the origins of a Ball Point pen that didn’t work on paper? WTF?

The Harriets night for awards, Corgi with an impressive 1600 runs, along with Mango with 300 runs.

Chicken hot pot and rice for Nosh, thankyou muchly Maneki Pussy and the hungry hashers left nothing, of the two pots of chicken, true to form.

On On to Rowallan Park this weekend, for our chapter of Mackay.

On On … to Bris Vegas for Maneki Pussy. Goodluck, & thank you for a good evening.

Matches.

Date –  16 Oct 2023 
Run – 2243
Hare – Daffodil & Corgi
Venue – Muller Park, Ooralea
Hashers: 24+

 

24 or so Hashers turned up to run site on a beautiful spring evening. Most set of on run/walk to meander around the the streets of Ooralea. There were plenty of marks and false trails, to help keep the pack together.

At on back dips and biscuits were served. Hash cash collected money, circle was called by the very cranky Monkee. Down downs were dished out to the hare and for any other charges. Pretend virgin runner introduced himself as ‘just Chris’, but the truth is his kennel is Launceston, he dislikes his hash name, SEMEN STAIN, also refused to take hat off in circle, think he is a bit of a tosser, was given a down down. Hash birthday was sung for Mango. Jokes and stories some good some bad dad jokes. Song was sung and circle closed.

Nosh was served, thank you Corgi. Then we all went home.

Next weeks run is at old hospital bridge fishing jetty, bridge road, west Mackay.

On on til next week

Fork and Screw

 

                    

                      

 

Date – 09 Oct 2023  
Run – 2242
Hare – Top Knot, Wheelie & Pisco
Venue – The Park, Beachway Boulevard, Shoal Point Waters
Hashers: 22

 

It was still windy when we arrived at the Park and a little bit cool. Top Knott said Wheelie and Pisco were live hares tonight and so Pisco was off around the path at a cracking pace to the last street and around again back out to the roundabout. We crossed over heading towards the beach. I finally caught up to Pisco who was running and pushing Wheelie. Smut and Daffodil weren’t far behind as we followed the path behind the rain forest behind the beach front to come out not far from Top Knotts place where he had a drink stop ready for us. The remainder of the pack short cutted through the streets to catch up. Top Knott had cups filled with fruit juice and the clear spirit ( Pisco ) which had a high alcohol content lined up at the piss stop, with an extra drop of Pisco if you desired. Corgi took her extra drop cup back to Flaps to sample. We were all warmed up now so on home was called.

Top Knott brought two salsa dips, vegie chips, corn chips and shapes for nibbles. Circle was called and Pisco was given her down down. Jokes and charges were forth cumming. Returning Runners, Self Tapper and Birthday Boy Shocker were welcomed back as the Ma’s Pizza Man arrived. What a welcomed surprise for we haven’t had pizzas in a while. 12 large fully loaded pizzas and garlic bread we found and tried to push down but no, there were going to be left overs.  

The cold breeze was getting the better of everyone so it was an earlier night for every one. Thanks to Top Knot, Wheelie and Pisco for an enjoyable night.

Corgi & Daffodil.

Next weeks run is from Muller Park, 88 Boundary  Rd. Ooralea

 

Date – 02 Oct 2023          
Run – 2241
Hare – Pensioner, Envelope Run
Venue – John Breen Park, North Mackay
Hashers: 23

The rain stayed away for the Public Holiday evening and it was an Envelope Run. Joined by a mix of returning AWOL Hashers, off we all went. First intersection, a breakaway of several thirsty hashers set off for the nearby Hotel, and the No5 envelope was passed back to me, by guess who? The GM Zorro.

Back at the John Breen Park, to enjoy the catch up, with our returning Hashers, with drinks, the circle etc. along with the Nosh of a good meaty brew with bread rolls, very satisfying. And afterwards, the chocy biscuits! 😊

Thanks Mango and Pench.

Date – 25/09/2023
Run – 2240
Hare – Lassie
Venue – 8 Hague Street, East Mackay
Hashers: 15 hashers

Rolled up at Lassie’s, and met a new hasher Rapunzel, now residing in Mackay.

Off on trail with the hare, although Lassie had the route marked out in chalk. Our hare wanted no one getting lost. Tricked up a few hashers, the mob heading down the false trails, we had some SCB and others detouring their way back on home, the faithful rewarded with a piss stop, very nice indeed.

Back at Hague Street, for drinks, general chit chat, circle, down downs and a classic nosh of sausages.   

Thanks Lassie, a lovely evening.

 

Cheers,

Matches.