Date – 18/09/2023                      
Run – #2239
Hare – Knicka Licka
Venue – 16 Dolby Court, Nth Mackay
Hashers: 21

A great group of eager runners turned up to Knicker’s for another magnificent trail. Starting down some familiar tracks there was a moment of confusion as we were lead further away from home. Coming on to the goose pond trail our virgin runner was eager to do the whole circuit but us old buggers new it was time to start heading back home seen the arrow to go back over the bridge and a refreshing drink stop. On home to more lovely beers and nibbles, one of which there was a nervous ? about how hot one of them was. The circle was called by Screw, with Smut being missing in action and Flaps was our fill in choir master. The run was rated shit hot and Knicker was charged twice can’t remember second charge. Pensioner charged Blurry for a non hash related charge it was a good charge, but I can’t remember what it was. Maneki Pussy was charged for pissing off overseas again and Zorro of course was charged. We had a virgin runner who asked for more in his cup, true hasher in the making, once again can’t remember his name sorry. Prick and Lassie had birthday charges and that’s all I remember. Jokes were told and the dilemma of no hare for next week. The song was sung, and tea was served. Fried rice and curry chicken not hot if you can believe Knicker. Some shit was told around the fire before heading back home.

 

ON ON to Hague Street those who dare for me to get them lost again 🙃

Lassie

 

Date – 11/09/2023                      
Run – #2238
Hare – Blurry
Venue – Cnr Peel & Alfred Streets, Mackay
Hashers: 27

Hmm, Nicka Licker was busy all week.

A quick run down for last Monday night. What a wonderful bunch of hashers, arrived at Blurry’s abode. All enthusiasts gathered out front for the On On, and off we went, Hot Rocks the hare!

Past some gym junkies, and around the Showgrounds for a look, and then down Nebo Road.

A ha! A piss stop. Nice cold beer at the gathering place for lawn bowlers, and past AGPU’s.

On home for more beer.

Distillery awarded the 50 runs cap. Well done.

Sausage Hot Pot for Nosh.

Early bird fee for our Away Run at Rowallan Park ends this Friday.

Any chance of a Hare for next Monday 25.09.23?

Social dinner this Sat night 6.30pm Malaysia House, BYO and meals are at own expense.

 

On On

Matches.

Date – 04/09/2023                      
Run – #2237
Hare – Tonto
Venue – 23 St Bees Avenue, Bucasia
Hashers: 21

Approximately 23 people and 2 dogs turned up at beautiful Bucasia on Monday night to experience the Tonto/Lassie run night.

After the usual run instructions that few listens to it was off to the east to Waverley St. we ventured. Down Waverley St. to a short lane heading towards the beach we continued until we came to the beach.

What a beautiful night for a stroll along the beach it was. The waves gently breaking on to the beach pushed by a beautiful relaxing ocean breeze was a treat to the senses. However I digress!

Along the beach we ambled heading towards Eimeo, till the trail turned right back up on to the Bucasia headland. Here we found a civilised concrete walkway, and continued heading in the Eimeo direction. After a short wile, we  came across a group of questionable character’s congregating in the covered picnic area, and on closer inspection, found it to be the Hash piss stop. A delightful brew was consumed, then it was ON ON again ( in the opposite direction to home) till we took a right towards Waverley St. At Waverley St., we took another right, then headed up Waverley street for home.

Back at the run site, Flapps as usual, had the recovery drinks ready, and Lassie started placing nibbles on the table.

Eventually the Monk called the circle to order, and charged  as many people as possible to get rid of the hash brew. Welcome back drink for Top Knot, many charges for Golly and Ragerty, and other stuff that I cant remember.(lucky to remember this) The club song finished proceedings.  

Great nosh was provided by our hosts, and lots of it(meat balls, salads, snags from memory?). A 2 selection desert of exotic filled tartlets was also provided and was consumed with gusto.(You will not see this on Blurrys run next week! )

Apologies for not mentioning things that I have forgotten, but shit happens.

More bullshit and beer consumption carried on till we started to get tired and waddled off.

A great night in the Northern Beachers, thank you Lassie n Tonto.

Next weeks run will be a downtown dash from Blurry’s abode on the corner of Peel n Alfred Street in town.

Till then, Adieu.

Blurry or Bleary?

Run Number: 22## (possibly 2235)
Where do I start ?
Here :- 😂

It was inside Gollys mancave that we assembled (20~30 hashers and visitors) 

Golly pointed out the almost blue moon and then mentioned that all marks were on the left hand side and there was a piss stop. 

With gusto off we went up the hill up another hill a bit of banter God only knew where they went as I, and rightly so short cutted to the piss stop on the beach. A marvellous concoction of secret herbs and spices combined with green ginger wine and lovely it was.

After a bit if bullshitting the pack headed off in the direction of the setting sun along the beach.

Not me though, I fought Golly for the keys to Dragon Ladys, Peabeaus, 4WD, after a thorough investigation I found the hole for the key and drove back home.

After a while the pack arrived back home to partake in the festivites. 

From hereon i shall use dot points (to reduce the risk of carpel tunnel)

* Visitors: nah no one loved us

* Returning: 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️  Wheelie and his two lovely attendants 

* Leaving: Dip Tits heading south then further south and even further south. Then to NZ        apparently looking for a sperm donor

* Charges:

 Zorro just because the gm always get charged

Snot same reason

Golly setting too good of a run

Golly for not putting all marks on the Lhs

Delicious lamp post leaning in the circle

Dip Tits , no hash shirt, yawning and looking at her watch

A few jokes were told then circle closed

I should mention here that Golly and Raggedy have exceeded all before them in culinary cuisine and i think that unless they stole the scotch fillet steaks they may well have exceeded the budgetary constraints. Thankyou Golly

BUSINESS 

Pre lube to the pre lube somewhere around the 12th, 13th 14th September at Farkarewee and Kuntry Girls residence @ Bells Rd TURKEY BEACH. call farkarewee 0412060188

Pre lube  KENNELLS 80th birthday @ Lionlea Hotel 15th September

15-17 September 2023– Rocky Hash – Rocky Revival, Rocky Show Grounds.  Theme – Retro

3RD – 5TH November 2023 – Mackay Hash – A DAY AT THE RACES

3-5 May 2024    Cutlery H3 (QLD) – 1300th Celebration Run

JOKES

A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.

His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.

While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.

After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.

As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance, they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Still having a bad day?

Just remember, it could be worse.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you’re having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a bad day??

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better

NEXT WEEKS RUN @ Tontos abode in Bucasia,  St Bees Ave

On 0n

Snot

 

Date – 21/08/2023          
Run – #2235
Hare – Matches
Venue – 35 Graves St, North Mackay
Hashers: 24

24 Hashers arrived at Zorro and Matches’ house, and quickly spotted something new in his shed, to which we inspected with delight. Then it was off to the front of the house to get instructions from Matches, who was struggling to put a backpack on. With some help from a few Hashers, it was sitting comfortably, after feeling the heavy weight of the backpack, we all soon worked out what was in it. Most of us followed Matches, even though she had set a trail. Didn’t want to miss out on the surprise she was carrying. Yeah we finally found out, stopped for a piss stop of Port and Finnlaighs Country Cream, good on ya, Matches, it was yummy.

Home we went to dips, biscuits and a roaring fire. Circle was called: Screw announced the passing of our beautiful Hasher, Streaker. The Monk gave his usual history lesson, down down for the hare Matches, great run, many more down downs, and charges, and circle closed.

Nosh was served, very delicious corned beef, and potatoes, on huge bread rolls, followed by Tim Tams. Another great night of hashing, thank you Matches and Zorro. Next week’s run, Golly and Raggedy Ann, 4 Trochus Court, Shoal Point. Hopefully the Blue Moon will light up the beach.

On On

Raggedy Ann

 

 

Date – 14/08/2023
Run – #2234
Hare – Maple Syrup
Venue – Run/Walk: Northern Beaches Community Hall, Butler St, Bucasia. Nosh:  66 Obrien Esp, Shoal Point.
Hashers: 21

Maple Syrup handed out strips of paper, with instructions for our wander around the neighbourhood of Bucasia, and a Piss Stop would be included. Snot was given the duty of caretaker of the Piss Stop. Late arrival Shocker, found us wandering hashers, by the sounds of barking dogs. Clever chap J

Nearing the end, Maple Syrup was aware the vehicle with its precious cargo, was amiss. Snot didn’t like the location, and wasn’t about to shirt-front a local over parking a car near their driveway.

So the thirsty and parched hashers were back at the start, and here the Piss Stop was found! Now, off to Shoal Point to enjoy the rest of the evening with our hashy friends.

Maple Syrup’s cook up, was perfect for a winter’s night, and finished with 2 varieties of Tim Tams. Thanks for a beautiful meal.

On On

Matches.

       

Date – 07/08/2023
Run – 2233
Hare – Flaps
Venue –Along the fence outside Carlyle Gardens, Mt Pleasant
Hashers: 29

It was a lovely evening with the wind well blocked by all the cars lined up along the fence.  There was barely room in the protected space for the 28 hashers who arrived in anticipation of an amazing Flaps’ feed.

The first arrivals caught him setting up lights, tables and 4 pots off ?!?  Always organised is Flaps (with some assistance from ever helpful Hashers.) Bunbury blow-ins Wet Lips and Spa Dick Us joined Darwin’s Ruff Red and Take Over (again) as visiting runners.

Lengthy run directions were delivered and the clever listeners (this reporter NOT included) led the way across the overpass bridge, to the traffic lights (which proved treacherous for some…!), and on-on into the housing estate keeping strictly to the left. Nicka and others set a cracking pace for the ‘Shit Hot’ or was that ‘Shitty’ run.  Thirsty and hungry ‘runners’ arrived back at camp after a gruelling 55 minutes through suburbia.

Flaps did not disappoint with crackers, dips, perfectly warmed Brie, buttered French bread and chicken neck soup in high class disposable cups as a warm-up…AND there were 3 pots to go!

Circle was called, though that proved difficult to form, history of rowing across the Atlantic told, multiple jokes shared and many down-downs taken.

Flaps came through again!  The delicious, 3 pot main meal was up next followed by a proper 3rd course of mini pavs.  Gourmet on a camp stove!  Thanks for a great night, Flaps.

Next week we’ll meet at the Northern Beaches Community Hall car park in Butler Street, Bucasia – west side, have our walk and then drive on to 66 O’Brien Esplanade for everything else.  John will be there for any non-walkers. 

On-on,

Maple Syrup

             

                      

 

Date – 31/07/2023
Run – 2232
Hare – Daffodil
Venue – Evolution Park, Paget
Hashers: 25

25 Hashers gathered at Evolution Park for the run set by Daffodil and Corgi.

It was a very tiring setting the run as they had to have something to lie on when they finished setting it, vis a vi a double mattress, hope they enjoyed the rest.

The runners (I use the word advisedly) set off down the grassy knoll and quickly disappeared faster than you can say JFK. Shocker must have known something as he used a scooter to get around on, however it ran out of fuel and so had to complete the run on foot (boo hoo). He then had to go and pick up his u beaut new car before it was stolen.

The rest of the pack did the right thing and continued on the run as any good hasher should do. It was up and down and round and round and finally made it home for dips and biscuits.

The Monk then called for the circle to form, however they could only manage a semi-circle.

The Monk then read out his on this day segment about a Pole with a wheelbarrow name that he couldn’t pronounce, I can’t for the life of me, remember what the whole story was about, obviously something very important or the Monk wouldn’t have read it out.

The hare was given his just desserts and it was unclear whether it was a shithouse run or a shit hot, so it was decided to sing the shithouse song just in case.

Charges were laid against Snot for not bringing his stubby holder and then blaming Insex for his lack of memory, but he then called her Heather (what the fucks a Heather) Zorro was given his usual down down (was it Tonto) Golly

charged Tonto for looking too much like Donald Trump, which made Tonto (or was it Zorro) almost have fit. Down downs were given to Knicka Licka and Piccolo Pirate as returning runners and two visiting hashers Rough Red and her partner (memory lapse sorry).

Jokes were told some were even funny, and then much to everyone’s delight the food came out, Lamb Stew and Rice (beautiful) followed by Tim Tams and chocolate coated marshmallow biscuits. More beer was consumed and stories told and then it was off home.

Next week’s run will be at 206 Phillip Street Mt Pleasant just past the roundabout in front of Carlyle Gardens set by Flaps.

Looking forward to a very short run as my mobility scooter doesn’t have enough power for a long one.

On On Flaps.                  

                      

 

 

 

Run Date: 24 July, 2022
Run No :2231
Hare: Zorro   
Venue:  Run/Walk from Park Area next to Mky Surf Life Saving Sup. Club, East Point Dr, Mackay Harbour. Nosh 35 Graves St, North Mackay.Hashers: 16   

A wet & cold day was forecasted and so it was. There was a break between 6 and 8pm Willie Weather said so we remembered what Golly has said Hash is on whether “ rain, hail or cyclone”.  We arrived at the Harbour where we saw Blurry and Pensioner vehicles and then Zorro and Matches arrived followed by Golly and Raggedy. Zorro said we are off at 6pm not waiting for Tonguer & Prick & Shocker. Matches had some spare rain coats which Blurry & I gladly wrapped up in to keep the wind and cold out. Off down to the Dunes new estate we crossed really spongy turf on the sides of the walk way. Zorro was leading a quick pace circumnavigating the dunes estate where he chatted with a contractor working late which gave Matches and Raggedy time to catch up. The rain drops easing we saw the last of the setting sun in the  west. We arrived back at the car park to see Tonguer’s vehicle and Shockers but didn’t see them. They may have gone the other direction since it was a live hare run. On back to Graves Street for the on on. We followed Blurry back but he took the second street on the left but no it was the third one. Around the block he came.

Screw & Fork, Snot & Insex & Flaps were already settled in around the table and fire on the side. Matches had the favourite salmon dip and a spicy sweet potato one too. Zorro brought out his turkey neck and vegetable soup to warm us up. Matches is lucky to have a partner that can cook as well as build fences. Screw called us to form a circle as Smut was missing.

Flaps had a new down down song for the hares top run. Charges were given mostly to Zorro for the weekend at Claireview, Snot for being lazy, driving his vehicle  to the circle of Christmas in July. Jokes were told by Blurry, Flaps, Tonguer, Prick & Insex. Zorro announced the committee meeting on this Sunday 30July and Christmas in July next year will maybe be at Halliday Bay.  Executive lunch announced, Circle over , Hash Nosh of curried sausages was brought down by Zorro with fresh bread & butter. A few more beers & ciders was had before on home.

Top effort and another enjoyable night.

Corgi & Daffodil
Next weeks run, Evolution Park, Opposite 65 Maggiolo Drive, Paget.

 

 

 

MH3 hashers Christmas in July 21-23rd Social Weekend
When: Friday 21-23rd July
Where: Barracrab Caravan Park Clairview
Bookings: Phone: (07) 4956 0190 Email: bookings@barracrabcp.com.au